Oh, boy. Where do I start? I suppose with my player summary from 1998:

The Beatles said it best: "Strawberry Fields Forever".

Then again, the Beatles said that before the War on Drugs. The Zingrods released Strawberry between the 1999 and 2000 seasons. If he stays clean and doesn't retire, Straw will have a place on the Zingrods' roster in 2001.